winchesterdelight

nightmaresofinsomnia:

If you’re scared of the purge in real life clap your hands
*clap clap*

If you’re angry about what’s happening in Ferguson clap your hands
*clap clap*

If you’re terrified about what’s happening in america clap your hands
*CLAP CLAP*

If you’ve lost all faith in humanity because of what’s happening in America clap your hands
*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*

itsangiebutt

Anonymous asked:

dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine answered:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

math is even more evil then what i use to think o.O